• me before shaving my legs: oh god do i really have to can't i be a fucking hobbit why would you even care if my legs are hairy maybe if i don't shave them for a month i will have fur as soft as cat's
  • me after shaving my legs: JESUS VIRGIN MARY'S TITS SUCKER CHRIST THIS IS THE BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD where are all the people i have to make them touch my legs if i were a legophile i would totally do me so soft so beautiful